Monday, June 06, 2005

The Habits Of A Pig

  1. “Washed” glasses – still filthy!
  2. Never wiping down bench or stove top.
  3. “Cleaned” spoons still caked with instant coffee.
  4. Thinking that bins empty themselves.
  5. Throwing out recycling into general refuse.
  6. Leaving old/off milk/food in the fridge.
  7. Leaving food stains on doors and handles.
  8. Leaving food on stove/floor.
  9. Ashing out on the balcony/window.
  10. Leaving table top filthy.
  11. Never sweeps/cleans floor.
  12. Rarely vacuums common area.
  13. Leaves lights/radio on.
  14. Turn on empty dishwasher.
  15. Bangs doors.
  16. No fucking clue when the house around him breaks down….unless it directly affects him.
  17. Hasn’t cleaned spilt red wine in room.
  18. How difficult is it to turn on vent when cooking? Especially during Dunce's Stinkout Special.
  19. Never replaces household items.
  20. Never pays bills on time/leaves them then forgets.
  21. Excessive: alcohol, cigarettes, fat, salt --> belief it’s all compensated for by a bowl of raw vegetables doused in oil and seasoned with a bucket of salt, washed down with a lager and bottle of red wine, and smoko afterwards for the effort.

    Lack of hygiene No common sense Doesn’t listen Pathetic
    Little general knowledge Insincere In denial
Is it possible to have such a lack of respect for someone?? He repulses me and he has no balls.