Auf Wiedersehen

So, so pissed! Am getting ready to go out after a farewell and would like nothing more than to strip off and get into bed. Will have to carry my pen (as self-defence weapon 'cos they say you shouldn't carry anything that obviously can be used against you) on the way home...in a black cab if one would be kind enough to stop for me.

Shit! It's only 9.20pm and I am maggot!