Big Phil's Reg Grundies

This is the 3rd name change for my blog. Big Phil's Reg Grundies. Random, nonsensical and incongruous with the floral girliness with which I've elected to garnish my blog. I don't even know a Phil. I knew a Phillip. He had dark hair and brown eyes. He could run very fast and I was in love with him. We were in grade 1 and 2 together.

Maybe if one thought laterally enough, one would come to the conclusion that you might found similar contents here to what one might find if they looked in the undies of an individual known as "Big Phil,"- shit-smears, piss-stains, sweat, blood, and the odd fart-trail. And genitalia and an anus. Too many pizzas, white bread and steaks washed down with beer. Alternating contipation and diarrhoea aggravating the haemorrhoid caused by excessive straining and the pressure of carrying too much weight in fat.

Yes, far more visual, if not appealing, than previous titles:

• A Day in the Life of...(every man and his dog)
• An Indulgent Self ("Get fucked!" Way too much self-love.)

I dare say there will be variations of the current title being created over the coming weeks. I'm afraid that if I ever let my blog air in the public cyberspace, and if others actually read my postings, they'd be sorely disappointed and realize that I am quite literally just full of shit. There are some wonderfully funny and insightful blogs out there and I feel rather embarrassed by my own.