Things I Wished Didn't Happen This Weekend

1. While leaning over the couch to plug in the telephone cord, I hit my head on the corner of the heater. Fuck, it hurt. Now, I have a massive lump marked with a red (blood) line on my forehead.

2. Watched the Wallabies game on TV. Can't say I'm a fan of experimental positioning. However, if it means that a decent team can be created for the lead up to the World Cup, then bring it on. Right now, we are embarrassing.

3. Got drunk which resulted in miscommunication and a whole lot of fury. And me sleeping on the couch in our former home.

4. I told them all the appliances were working. I knew that their TV wasn't but said that we had only ever used our own and wouldn't know if theirs was okay or not. I don't know why I lied. I feel so guilty about it because they were such wonderful landlords.