Neighbours

Dear Dan what are you doing with a cow like her and Bobby you stupid bitch,

Please don't take offence with this letter. You probably don't realize because you're too up your own stinking arse (and we should have said much earlier) that the ceiling/floor boards between us conduct noise so well that we can hear every fucking step you take like a herd of elephant bulls in musk and even when you drop your shoes to the floor. What do you guys do?! Throw bowling balls and ten pins up in the air and to the ground in celebration of your supremacy? It has become an annoyance having our sleep disturbed repeatedly by the beat of your doof-doof middle-age crisis trying to recapture youth and hip trance music each morning and occasional every night. Will you please be mindful of the above during week days and in fact everyday?

Thank you so much for your consideration for once. We don't mean to be party-poopers but decent sleep is so precious and we would like a few fucking beat free nights!

Kind regards shove it up your arse,
Anderes, Thabo and Dunce.