Friday, December 21, 2007

Oopsy La La - 'Tis the End of Big Phil's Reg Grundies

I'd made a prediction at an early point in the conception of my blog that some day the name would come to an end. That day is today. I just got weary of Big Phil's Reg Grundies and have found a name more suitable to my needs. It's rather self-explanatory. Kind of sums up my life and who I am...but in a good way...I think. The greatest dilemma was if it should be "Oopsy" or "Oopsie."

The actual phrase was one that my gay friends and I would use back in the day when I was a fag-hag, to described anything/person/situation that was not quite right, confused, off centre, but could also be used in a complimentary manner by emphasising the "La La" in a soft seductive tone. It'll do for now.

Sunday, December 09, 2007

Smells of Home

Rain on a hot bitumen road

Frangipani

Freshly mowed lawn

Reef oil

Ocean

Playing the Race Card

God, how Moteesha shits me! I think I'm going to have to delete and block her on Facebook. I have never in my life met someone as racist as her, despite her proud Cameroonian nationality. She is quick to play the race card whenever herself or another person of colour is pulled up on. She has never explored that it could very well actually have been because of the person's laziness, incompetence, wrong-doing or fault that they were reprimanded, singled out, not promoted etc. and whatever issue was involved, involved everything but race.

I say that she is the most racist person because she hides behind her own black skin and shouts, "Racist!" at every white or non-ethnic-minority person because "if you're white then you must be racist". How easy, cheap and ignorant a thing to do! She will never learn and better herself by doing that. Those for whom she defends are quite clearly deserving of reprimand or not deserving of praise. Clear to everyone except her because she can't see past skin colour. Part of me would love to shove her race card right up her arse and tell her as it is. On the other hand, I have so many reasons why I will not:

1) I couldn't care less about her.

2) She would think I was being racist against her anyway.

3) She probably believes that ethnic minorities can't be racist.

4) She is too stupid to understand the irony of her accusations.